Wednesday, June 23, 2010

24-Hour Internet Abstinence

I’m constantly connected to the internet. Whether its on my iPhone or my laptop, I am always “surfing the web,” reading my favorite blogs such as deadspin.com, tmz.com (don’t judge me), and barstool sports. I am also emailing a lot throughout the day. My iPhone is programmed to receive both my Gmail emails and my Oregon State emails. It plays a “ding” every time I receive a new one. With that in mind, the next 24 hours of internet abstinence is going to be tough...


12:00am: So I’ve downloaded all of my assignments from Blackboard and I’ve checked all of the blogs I like to read one last time. Time for bed. It’s my goal for tomorrow to sleep in as long as I can. The longer I sleep, the less time I waste thinking about the internet...


12:02am: DING! Great, my first reminder of my abstinence 2 minutes in… This is going to be a looooong 24 hours!


8:27am: DING!


9:01am: DING!


9:23am: DING!


9:30am: DING!


9:38am: DING! Ah c’mon!


10:45am: I’m up. Turned on Fox News to see what I’m missing since I can’t log on to drudgereport.com. Apparently General McChrystal is in big trouble with the White House over an interview he gave to Rolling Stone Magazine. I would REALLY love to be able to go online and read the interview.


11:02am: DING!


11:13am: DING!


11:29am: I just received a text from a friend saying he’s in town. Thank god he texted me instead of emailing me. He tells me another of our friends is flying in this week sometime too. I scroll through my phonebook and realize I don’t have the other friend’s phone number. Not a big deal because his number is on Facebook, or I could just email him. Or at least it typically wouldn’t be a big deal…


12:00pm: Since I can’t pass time by going online and reading my favorite blogs, I decide to get caught up on some television shows on my DVR. “Treme” season finale looks good (or at least I think it’s the season finale since I can’t go to IMDB.com and check).


1:30pm: It’s a nice warm, sunny day in Houston, so I get in the pool to read Chapter 1 of Online Communication.


2:30pm: Finished reading the chapter but if I get out of the pool and go inside then I’ll just be tempted to get online so I float in the pool for another hour.


3:04pm: DING!


3:30pm: Luckily I planned ahead last night and downloaded all of my assignments for school, so now I’m working on my discussion board assignment for COMM 385.


4:05pm: DING!


6:00pm: Cabin fever is starting to set in. Head out for a friend’s house.


6:13pm: DING!


7:30pm: My friend and I get into an argument over where Tim Lincecum was drafted in the 2006 MLB draft. No problem, I can solve this easily... I’ll just look him up on Wikipedia.org. Crap!


8:15pm: “When does ‘Rescue Me’ come back?”

“Hold on, I’ll look it up…”

Crap!


10:30pm: I’m home now but still have an hour and a half left until I can check my email so I put on a movie and wait.


12:00am: Whoo-hoo! I’m now reconnected to the free world!

Reflecting back, I suppose the 24 hours of internet abstinence wasn’t quite as bad as I had envisioned. The constant email reminders were deflating and annoying at times, but there were plenty of distractions available. The one thing I struggled with the most was not having access to immediate information which I’ve grown to be used to. I love the constant access I have to the internet and its endless information. “Where did Lincecum get drafted?”, “When does Rescue Me return to television?”, “Who was the starting power forward for the New York Knicks in the 1994 NBA Finals?” are all examples of daily questions/arguments I experience in which I would typically resort to my iPhone for answers. That is definitely a luxury I have grown to take for granted.